Man, That Sireen was Loud

Coulda been heard for, maybe, miles around.

Or even more.

‘Cause who knows what evolution has done to Chassidic ears? Mighta made ’em strong. Dog-like, even.

And maybe that curl of hair near the ear is an antenna of sorts.

But then the dreadfully loud alarm might have undid all that good evolution and made ’em deaf, ’cause they kept driving and usin’ their iPods.

Wait, aren’t there supposed to be three stars in the sky? Maybe we were about to suffer an air raid. Where did I leave my hardened hat?


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