Whaddaya know? Not only did the walls of the universe not come close enough to crush me yesterday, my rapidly extending strands of facial hair grew long enough to spike those walls.
Take that, worldwalls!
Got closest ever, webwise, to viral status. Comedian Robin Ince retweeted something I posted and thirteen people further retweeted. (One even favorited it.)
Not a wildfire, to be sure, but something.
The problem, it seems, is that, as usual, I went bacterial rather than viral and was stopped in my tracks by broad spectrum web antibiotics.
Either that or, as the utterance originated on Twitter, they used that thing designed to stop the jump of bird flu to the world of people.
It’s a vaccine that makes extremely effective nanotechnological use of microscopic spiked walls.