Bet You Thought This Story Was Going to Be About Me and Some Girl

Part 2

Kept me on the cross-trainer for, I think, about 45 minutes, which was like 3 times as long as I’d intended.

Great exercise! Thanks, nice-assed girl. (The exercise was the most rewarding part of the wait.)

Well, if the visual scent of a woman was enough to keep the cardio machines pumpin’, imagine the effect of an aggressive membership guy on the last day of my 7-day trial, hovering nearby, between the cardio room and everyplace else, waiting to pounce when I passed him.


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