“I’d like to thank you for this award but I don’t know why you’ve given it to me.
No, really. Why are you giving me this?
I don’t mean my efforts have been trivial, I mean I’ve proffered no efforts. I made no, I gave no … however you say it.
I don’t even know what my efforts are supposed to have been for.”
“Traitor! shouts a guy in the crowd.
The audience begins to jeer.