I am forced to admit it. I’m a full-time dog trainer.
I know nothing about dogs. This may impact upon my success.
There’s no money in it. Save for, sort of, room and board. (You’ve figured it out, I live in a kennel. And my board is Kennel rations.)
I, well, I just got tired of an abundance of interior shit in the place where I’m staying. Not stuff. Shit.
So I’m housebreaking 2 of each.
An adult and a child. A boy and a girl. A big and a small.
I don’t know how, though.
Good chance I’ll fail.